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  2. itsadamparker:

    me to my child

    (via dog-the-cat-burglar)

     

  3. kaijuheart:

    eat my ass before you go

    summertime sadness :((

    (via momvan)

     

    1. baby: d-d-d-d
    2. dad: daddy?
    3. baby: destroy capitalism
    4. karl marx: nice
     
  4. crusherccme:

    found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

    (via pencey-prep-dropout)

     

  5. baconnnnnnn:

    every time i see that pic of nash grier kissing that guy all i can think of is

    image

    (via pencey-prep-dropout)

     
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  7. nosdrinker:

    420core:

    good

    the reptilians have seized control

    (Source: Washington Post, via momvan)

     
  8. tim-will-destroy-you:

    terebrosaurus:

    I had a dream where Tim Helbig was a centaur…I mean, just look at this beautiful odd creature!!?

    (yes, it was totally worth 6 hours of nonstop drawing)

    I’VE NEVER BEEN MORE ATTRACTIVE

     

  9. enlargers:

    n4rc1ss1st:

    me:image

    you:image

    this game came out over a year before kim k: hollywood did.. holy shit kim pulled a blatant rip off

    (via momvan)