1.  

  2. Anonymous asked: Your username is problematic. Jewish people are not a joke.

    jewmanji:

    image

     

  3. friendzonked:

    don’t sexualise things meant for children like i dont care if you think i’m kink shaming you it’s gross don’t do it

    (via hi)

     

  4. hitchhikersguidetothegalaxy:

    larrycoincidences:

    do you ever have a plan for the day and suddenly it’s 4pm and you’ve achieved literally nothing 

    I believe Douglas Adams and John Lloyd came up with a word for this feeling. image

    (via dog-the-cat-burglar)

     
  5.  
  6.  
  7. angelblaines:

    The (not-so) subtle messages in Futurama are the best

    (via dog-the-cat-burglar)

     
  8. youcancallmejoey:

    American Horror Story: Coven

    (via dog-the-cat-burglar)

     
  9. violentbaudelaire:

    Baby squirrel fell out of a tree; was rescued

    (via dog-the-cat-burglar)

     
  10. steve-spaghetti:

    renirabbit:

    pizzalecki:

    pkmnbreederbrianna:

    togamijail:

    chandra75:

    im-sherlocked-in-my-mindpalace:

    socially-awkward-supervillian:

    Fun fact: Cheetahs only attack prey that runs

    jesus that is good to know.

    Yup, that’s the point you just stay still and let it do whatever the fuck it wants that doesn’t involved you getting eaten. 

    REALLY FUN FACT for big cats cheetahs are fucking docile as shit

    my grandfather ran a cheetah sanctuary in south africa and he’d just lie with them and sleep among them and they’d rub against him and chirp at him they’re big fucking babies

    Another Fun Fact: Cheetahs are incredibly nervous animals. One of the (many) reason’s they’re going extinct is that cheetahs are so sensitive and nervous, some of them are literally too nervous to breed. Others will breed, but stress themselves out so much, they’ll lose their cubs.

    So zoos with breeding programs had to figure out how to make cheetahs comfortable enough to first of all, get laid and secondly - not spazz themselves into miscarrying.

    So what’d they do?
    They gave the cheetah’s their very own Service Dogs!


    The dogs make them feel safe, protected and secure!

    AJHHHHFDDGHH SO PRECIOUS

    this post just got so much better

    THIS IS OFFICIALLY MY FAVOURITE POST

    (via dog-the-cat-burglar)